I'm bored as shit man

My son still believes he's Spider-Man.

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Yo man I still can't believe I am one if very few stand up comedians to ever perform in MSG. Not only that, but I SOLD that shit out!

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Bored as shit man. Anyone wanna go to the club?

Man it's cold as shit!

I am hungry as fuck man. Anybody got any food

Found a fuckin ice cream cone. Ain't got no fuckin ice cream in it though.

Brother went to the store...bitch I ain't got time for you to go to the mother fuckin store and wait an hour for you to come back with food.

I have a show in an hour an a half! I need to eat now bitch!

It's cold as shit and raining. I am not about to go get some food at the Casey's across the damn street.

Yes. I just did that.

Nasty old ass cereal shit

Shit now I have a headache

And my bitch ass brother still ain't here with food!

Show time in 30! See y'all soon!

FOOD!

Ah shit man. I'm sleepy but I'm hungry

Movie night on the bus! Is HomeFront any good?