COSTCO Organic apples contain 'Apeel' - the dangerous new coating brought to you by Bill Gates. It can't be washed off.

Pastor Joel Osteen pays himself an annual salary of $54,000,000 from his church profits. He had a custom garage built with 20 car stalls for each of his custom vehicles. His favorite is a Ferrari 458 Italia that cost $270,000. He lives in a 70,000 sq ft mansion.
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So 600,000 children go to private schools and two million children go hungry. But we're subsidising private school fees instead of free school meals.

Ok ok, if this ship is going down, I want it to go down the way it lived. Watching Tom Holland dancing to Umbrella. Also, if you see this, you know the rule..

The combat veteran who disarmed the gunman at the drag show he attended with his family in CO:

“These kids want to live that way, want to have a good time, have at it. I’m happy about it because that is what I fought for, so they can do whatever the hell the want.”

This is how you write a headline. Thank you, NPR.

Hoping Elon buys Chick-fil-a and Hobby Lobby next.

PHILLY, we need your help: If you submitted a mail-in ballot in Philadelphia, please take a minute to make sure your name isn’t on this list. Even one error on your ballot can get the whole thing thrown out — but luckily it’s not too late to fix any mistakes.

'Don't make up fake names on Twitter.'
-Guy who named an actual human after a math equation

Give us 52 pro-choice Senators and we will enshrine reproductive rights into law.

I still haven't given up hope on Texas yet, and I hope Texas turns out for Beto O'Rourke on Tuesday!!!

COME ON, TEXAS!

WESTERN PA 🆘 Hundreds of mail-in ballots have been reported as incorrectly dated. If you submitted a mail-in ballot in Allegheny County, please make sure your name isn’t on this list. Having the wrong or no date means your ballot won’t count. alleghenycounty.us/elections/inco…

Herschel Walker just announced that he’s going to protect any Martians who live in the United States because they belong to his family.

Martians. I listened to the video three times — he really said Martians. 👽

#VoteBlueIn2022

Tell your grandparents who aren’t on social media: Biden capped prescription drug costs at $2,000 per year, and lowered medicaid cost. Hearing aids no longer requires a prescription. But GOP plans to cut social security and medicaid assistance. Their income, and their lifeline.

Let's do a little experiment:

RT if you've voted already.

LIKE if you're definitely going to vote.

Now pick 3 friends and text them to remind them to vote.

You’ve been paying into Social Security your whole life. You earned it.

Now, Republicans in Congress want to cut it.

Who the hell do they think they are?

Lyft is offering free rides to the polls to vote on Election Day, November 8.

Tell everyone!

Q3 profits for Exxon: $20 billion

Q3 profits for Chevron: $11 billion

Q3 profits for Shell: $9.5 billion

Republicans who voted to stop oil companies from price gouging: 0