My worst fear has been realized and I just found my hot dentist on Bumble and I can’t right swipe him because he knows I still have two baby teeth. 😔

Googling red ribbon week

A perfect Midwest thunderstorm with the windows open. 🥰

The Second Coming of the volcano burrito

Going blind from all the posts captioned “‘Mercia.”

To all those celebrating—happy National Hot Dog Day! May there be many more hot dogs served in our wonderful land. 🌭🇺🇸

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Googling “what is an edge?” #vikings

Not they eating the pets y’all!!!!!

Im sick 😭

PLZ ☠️

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

28 and still wiggling these baby teeth that have been loose for 20 years.