We wish passengers who participate a happy #WorldGothDay. All we ask is that you enjoy your flight, ride, trip, et cetera today.

At Kayfabe Airlines, we're usually in the business of maintaining steady, secret services. However, we occasionally make detours/deviations away from destinations. We're happy The Big Ticket received an opportunity to be on THIS-IS-AWESOME' #BreakingKayfabe podcast. #MustListen

If Kayfabe Airlines had an option where passengers could listen to running commentary during in-flight movies, which three personalities would be in the recording auditorium? Our picks are @TheEFedWatcher, The Big Ticket, and maybe a #SpecialGuest for each film?

To clarify for those booking flights today on Thursday, June 1st, 2023..."F.O." means #FOOTWEAROPTIONAL since it's #GoBarefootDay. It does not mean a certain expletive off. These are special charter flights. All other flights will require your feet being covered.

Happy #PrideMonth 🏳️‍🌈 from Kayfabe Airlines. Ours is helping every passenger reach their heart's horizon.

Free flight for today, Friday, June 2nd, 2023 only if you manage to actually celebrate #LeaveTheOfficeEarlyDay.

Happy #NationalDonutDay/#NationalDoughnutDay from Kayfabe Airlines. One free Baker's Dozen box with purchase of a Round-Trip ticket. Two free boxes if your trip counts as a business expense.

Friday, June 2nd is also #RotisserieChickenDay. We wonder what's our pitchman The Big Ticket's excitement level for this edible extravaganza?

Sisters of the Short Arm Clothesline will be holding a Canned & Nonperishable Food Drive to celebrate #ShoppingCartDay tomorrow, Sunday, June 4th. Yes, a nondenominational nonprofit, their secondhand warehouse will be open for new-to-you grappling gear purchases on Sundays.

We understand everyone may not be celebrating #FathersDay on Sunday, June 18th. For those who are, we'll discuss our special in a separate tweet. However, for those who aren't, we wish a happy #WannaGetAwayDay. All one-way flights on June 18th, 2023 are free.

To celebrate #FathersDay, Kayfabe Airlines offers free round-trip tickets on Sunday, June 18th provided you actually board and depart with your kids or Dad.

To celebrate #InternationalSushiDay, we're offering a supplemental sustenance package upon request. We have all types of rolls from California to Unagi. Kayfabe Airlines also has plant-based rolls provided by #VoraciouslyVegan. Additionally, remember, it's #WannaGetAwayDay today.

To celebrate Brand Ambassador Extraordinaire Harvey Marx (The Big Ticket), Kayfabe Airlines will be offering discount NERD (Nautical Entertainment Recreation Division) Cruises today. Glad to have him at the helm on #DayOfTheSeafarers.

Our secondhand clothing warehouse depository known as Sisters of the Short Arm Clothesline will be having their #InternationalDayOfCooperativesSale on Saturday, July 1st.

Kayfabe Airlines wishes a Happy #CanadaDay to all who celebrate it.

Thanks to all of our passengers who continue flying with Kayfabe Airlines. Tomorrow, Wednesday, July 19th, we recognize our Ascension Auxiliary on #FlightAttendantSafetyProfessionalsDay. It's also #NationalDaiquiriDay. Please drink responsibly.

Happy #NationalTequilaDay, everybody! Make sure there's plenty for your party with Countout Club Brewery's Flight Path of a Broken Sofa Tope Tequila. It's also smoother and less painful on your larynx than whatever guardrail landing hijinks you had planned today.

A heads up to frugal fighters. Sisters of the Short Arm Clothesline is having their annual #NationalConsignmentDay Sale today, October 2nd. If you're in dire need of glossed over grappling gear and manageable masks, then we'd recommend you stop by, donate, or shop around.

We're wonderin' when Lance Gordon or Nelson Hammer of the Southern Wrestlin' Federation (@sw_fed) will discuss a sponsorship deal with us? We specialize in Hammer Throw Mid-Match Home Renovation Negotiations. "Gimmicki's Construction...Solid Hands Who Know When To Work."

With their rise in prominence, we at Kayfabe Airlines are curious how Irish Tiger Bar would spin a bottle of Countout Club Brewery. We'd also like to negotiate deal to have Green Stripe Beer, Tiggynado, Stratford Dragon, Vhodka, & additional brews available aboard future flights.