hate this new google docs "ask gemini" feature. if i wanted to get misinformation from a gemini i'd talk to my mother

Sent my middle chaos kid to a sleepover with our house phone logged into my Apple ID so if anyone gets weird texts or messages from me, no you didn’t 😬

Managed to sneak down to my laptop for #5amwritersclub without every creak of the stair waking the house wooot

So a real bird built a real nest in my fake wreath. Now, every time I open the front door, the mama bird gets all chirpy and royally pissed at me. So it's either disturb the nest or let all my front porch plants die because I can't water them A real nature's Sophie's choice here

that moment. where you go to take another bite of cookie. only to realize it's all gone.

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I am never going to be capable of accurately calculating how many pizzas to get for any type of gathering.

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During the workday, I use Apple messages on my laptop to text and I almost just pasted and texted my dentist a weird creepy little snippet from my book. Like sure I will confirm my appointment but would you like to also read about my villain's scarecrow vibe and dead button eyes

Dropping by with a fun update! I’m married and agenting under my married name now ☺️💜 More news tk — soon 👀👀👀👀

Not just awake but up for #5amwritersclub and I washed my face, too? I totally deserve a donut

Writing outside on the deck and I just watched a squirrel attempt to carry a really big bunch of leaves down a tree and nearly fall and I can't help feel we have a lot in common rn

I wonder what the 13yo me who screamed along to Rage Against the Machine’s “Killing in the Name” on her stereo would think of the 43yo me who ducked the same song down to volume level four lest I wake the sleeping kids on the way home from travel baseball

Just smiled in recognition and gave a big “oh hi” to a kid I thought was my son’s friend. It was not my son’s friend. I have been embarrassed by a youth. This is why I don’t talk to people.

Watching We Were Liars and so far so good but the actress mispronounced the town of Falmouth so