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I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Hallmark Christmas movies and then asked it to write a Hallmark Christmas movie of its own. Here is the first page.

Awesome weekend of curling for McKenna McGovern and Sam Steep. They were competing in mixed double slam at Dundas Valley Golf and Curling club. Out of this event McKenna and Sam will be representing Canada through #juniorslamseries in Stockholm Sweden. Thank you to their coaches

The first playoff qualifiers for ⁦@CurlON_⁩ Mixed Doubles #Curling Championship are ⁦Kimberly Tuck 🥌🇨🇦⚽️⁩ / ⁦wayne tuck⁩ and ⁦Team Cottrill⁩ #SemifinalBound - next draw starts just before 6 pm ⁦TSL Curling⁩ titlesportslive.ca

NEWS | Wingham Golf/Curling's Team Cottrill Claim 2019 Ontario Mixed Doubles Championships READ: ontcurl.com/2019/03/04/cot… #curling

Its official Coldwater Curling's Team-Niepage Curling are 2019 Ontario U18 Men's champions. Congratulations guys! and good luck. Well done coach, parent and families and all those who supported their efforts.

All we can say is WOW and THANK YOU!!! The support we received from the community last night at our send off was overwhelming. Together you all packed the Wingham Golf and Curling Club to the point it was standing room only, more than we ever imagined!

You know you’ve made a name for yourself in the community when you are sweeping the step outside your office building and people driving by are yelling out their windows at you to “hurry hard” 😂

I'm feeling a FOLLOW SPREE! RETWEET THIS and I'll follow a few of you wonderful people. #AGT

Happy Canada Day! We’re giving one lucky winner 4 TICKETS to CANADA’s WONDERLAND so you can try the new Yukon Striker rollercoaster! To enter: 1) Make sure you’ve liked our Facebook page 2) Share this contest post For an extra entry you can share our contest post on Twitter (1/2)

In honor of the #AGT live shows, I’m doing a FOLLOW SPREE! RETWEET THIS and I’ll follow some of you.

Spent my first weekend at the helm! #mrsskippertuck Didn’t get the results we wanted Lori Eddy 😉 but had a fun time playing with Katie Cottrill , Lori Eddy & Erin Daniel !! Congratulations to Wingham Golf/Curling on a fantastic inaugural event! #newtradition #whoseinfornextyear

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Our first final of the night. Team Auld defeat Team Flaxey and advance as team 2 to the playoff round. They will face Team Inglis in the 1-2 page game tomorrow afternoon at 3pm. Congratulations Team Auld.

Playoff Bound at the Ontario Scotties

Our Pollyanna on our team, Nancy Delahunt, totally rose coloured glasses-cup half full kind of player would be saying to us-“It’s so simple, win and we’re in” Always good to have a Pollyanna!

The word is out @HastingsCurling will be hitting the ice for the 2018-2019 season! #womenscurling

#priorities x.com/teamcottrill/s…

Great round today Lake St. George Golf Club. Beauty day at one of my fav places ☀️🏌️‍♀️