charge up the vape pen - we're going to a family wedding this weekend #smokininthebathroom #smokininachurch

have a little smoke

the borderline personality disorder urge to find every thing inappropriately funny

ADHD is asking “what are we talking about again?” when you’re the one that was talking.

if you dont cry after family dinner did you really have dinner with my family

the ADHD urge to not get anything done all week because you have somewhere to be on Friday afternoon

hot neighbour spoke to me today but I can never remember anything they say because I'm too busy thinking about how angelic they are

sometimes the ONLY solution to BPD is to make teeny tiny bedrooms and other mini things with no purpose whatsoever okay

I would like a delivery of one order of spicy noodles and one small kitten - plz drop off to my back door, I'll be home around 5.

katie fridge full of shrivelled up vegetables hamill

felt cute, will delete self later

my relationship with twitter is the same as my relationship with tinder - every few months I think I'm a different person, open the app, get very very scared, and then immediately remove myself

everything is very scary and everything is totally fine, y'know

I always think east coast hospitality is a myth until I host a bunch of people from southern Ontario who walk around NB like 👀👀 "wtf is in the water here" 👀👀

Arcade Fire nominated for The JUNO Awards group of the year??! Do we think that the musical group OTY representing this country should be made up of a lead singer who uses their power to act with sexual violence towards underage women? NO WE DO NOT!!!! ☄️☄️☄️☄️

hey

I've finally started telling people that I'm moving and all of my neighbourhood cat friends have come out to say hello as if they know and are trying to break my heart

it's working, the cats are breaking my heart