Micah is a whiney lil’ bitch. If he spent a fraction of his time on what matters to constituents rather than this weak ass culture wars bs Indiana would be a better place

what possible market other than mass shooters could this appeal to

This

Whomp whomp

Imagine being MAGA right now. Like, sure, at one point it felt edgy, it felt rebellious, whatever. Now you just look dumb as fuck, you’re defending a senile old man who has completely lost the plot, the loudest voices within MAGA are jumping ship, and everyone is making fun of

Fernando Mendoza 3 weeks after getting drafted by the Raiders

Ya think? washingtonpost.com/technology/202…

I just can’t imagine wanting an entire secure ballroom for one man and not wanting gun reform for every child in America.

I’m listening to seasoned reporters talk about how frightened they were during the shooting at the White House Correspondents Dinner last night and imagining how much worse it is for America’s children. If there’s ever been a time to pass sensible gun control laws, it’s now.

Hearing erika kirk say 'I just want to go home' doesn't move me because those were likely the last words of hundreds of school children who never made it home because unlike her they didn't have a security detail.

Erika Kirk: “I just want to go home!” All of us:

You know who doesn't need a ballroom to feel safe? This guy.

News: OH GOD SEEK SHELTER NOW Midwest: *slaps knee, grabs a beer, heads for the front porch* Tornado: Ope, sorry! I'm going to sneak past you here... Everyone else: wtf Midwest

BREAKING: Carmel Clay Schools announces referendum to fund lavish ballroom on high school campus. Administration officials noted “sure it will host epic proms, but really it’s all about security”

Looks like he's about to kill a bunch of Jedi children

Like a Rhinestone Cowboy 😂🤠

Westfield’s world champion glutton advocating for the hungry is kinda like Carmel advocating for the poors

The face of someone who’s devoted their life to service, science and space exploration needing to listen to some draft-dodging, out-of-shape bozo brag that he easily could’ve been an astronaut.