Might fuck around and bring the whole firm on tour

They Cant Sue Us Until They Sue Us

THESIS IS KING

Hold the selfies, put the 'Gram away Get your classmates, y'all hold hands and pray When you got outlines, always keep 'em safe Watch out for Gunners, don't let them indoctrinate. #lawsohard #finals

Lawyers creepin... NOW STAY WOKE

Forget a thirst trap - this here is thirst entrapment.

BEN SIMMONS NEXT TIME I SEE YOU I SHOW YOU WHAT A BAD BACK LOOK LIKE JABRONI

😂😂😂😂😂👀👀👀👀

My ideal summer body is one that I have complete control over

Cause all I do is WORK WORK WORK no matter what! Got cases on my mind I can’t ever get caught up! And every time I step up in the building my anxiety goes UP……………. AND IT STAYS THERE! AND IT STAYS THERE! AND IT STAYS THERE!

If my in-house don’t trust you I’m gon’ sue you

Hold the phones, Kanye WestLaw is BACK.

I don't really care if you cry On the real, this contract is a lie Should've saw the way she typo’d every line I said, "Baby, I am not afraid to die" Push me to the edge All my lines are red Push me to the edge Your revisions getting shred

When Westlaw in the court everyone put up they hands I get a half a millfor my briefs you get a couple grand Never gon' see the day that I ain't got the upper hand I'm law from California all the way down to Japan

Poppin' bottles in the firm... like a blizzard When we sue, we do it right, gettin' slizzered Dismissing haters left and right... 12(b)(6) Now I'm feelin' so fly like a G6

Never accept a promissory note without collateral. You gotta secure the bag.

Mediation: it be da weeeeeping and da mooooaning and da gnaaaaaashing o’teeth

Mens Rea on the beat so it’s not NICE

Booty so thicc she got that implied warranty of fitness

If you think I’m stupid now You should see me when I’m high And im smarter than I look I’m the dumbest lawyer alive