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@kaitystocker55

you can’t always be a good example. sometimes you just have to be a horrible warning. Gannon University Softball Alum

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MC ★ (@misscherice) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Karma is a bitch! The same way you made somebody feel it’ll come back on you, maybe 10 times harder. Better be careful what you do to people. Ain’t no fun when it’s you.

Midwest vs. Everybody (@midwestern_ope) 's Twitter Profile Photo

You can be republican You can be democrat You can be left You can be right You can be anything in this world But you cannot be from the Midwest if you haven’t had one of these in your lifetime

You can be republican 
You can be democrat 
You can be left 
You can be right 
You can be anything in this world 

But you cannot be from the Midwest if you haven’t had one of these in your lifetime
Midwest vs. Everybody (@midwestern_ope) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If you ask a Midwesterner “how are you” and they respond 1. “well, im here” 2. “oh it’s going” 3. “living the dream” send help immediately. It’s a desperate cry for help that loosely translates to “i need you to push me off the roof.”

Travis J Davidson (@travisskol) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I own a sports bar. I’ve got more calls THIS MORNING asking if we’re showing softball today than I’ve got in 7 years asking if we’re showing baseball.

Austin C. (@soberevolution) 's Twitter Profile Photo

“Where are you from?” “Ohio” “What part?” “Worthington” “What’s it by?” “Westerville, Dublin, Clintonville, Columbus...” “Huh?” “On a farm. We’re all Amish, ride in horse drawn buggies, grow corn, live in log cabins with no electricity”