Piers Morgan by the way i know how to spell arsenal. But arseanal sounds better.

He just kept nodding.

When Sweden plays against Denmark, the scoreboard displays 𝗦𝗪𝗘–𝗗𝗘𝗡; The remaining letters spell 𝗗𝗘𝗡–𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗞.

nobody warns you about the number of movies people will simply assume youve seen

you can literally unrot your brain with books.

We DO NOT throw away perfectly good food in this house. We put the leftovers in tupperware, put the tupperware in the fridge, let it go bad, then throw it out.

theres no bigger test of patience than typing your fucking email address in on a tv with the remote

How do they know if an animal is extinct like did they really check everywhere?

These guys who travel for months on end are the only people I’m jealous of, might have to unfollow or block stories though 😡🤬

The fucking funniest handball you’ll ever see😭😭😭

People who upload menu photos to the google maps listings of restaurants are the backbone of society.

Netonyahu with a fantastic run

I like it. #CFC | #CRYCHE

Talent.

Joao Pedro has more goal involvements (11) than any other Premier League summer signing this season. 🇧🇷 💫

Games since Gary O’Neil took over: 6-0 vs. Avranches ✅ 2-1 vs. Metz ✅ 4-1 vs. Lille ✅ Three from three 🙌

What a victory by Strasbourg! 🔝

Subuloye will be the next James/Colwill

Will be ours soon🫡