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Graeme Johnston

@kerbybook

I run a lot and read shitloads of books. Not at the same time.

Buy my book "KERBY" @ tinyurl.com/pfg3t7n

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Rewatched E.T. with the kids. Absolute 10/10, no notes, just perfect. 99% of major movies nowadays are slop in comparison, that don't even have 1/10 the heart and character of this one scene alone. What a movie.

Rewatched E.T. with the kids. 

Absolute 10/10, no notes, just perfect. 

99% of major movies nowadays are slop in comparison, that don't even have 1/10 the heart and character of this one scene alone.

What a movie.
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Brilliant series of #TheTraitorsUK & caught up with #TraitorsUncloaked over the weekend Please stop letting players name 5 & 6 players as potential Traitors before they open the sealed letter V irritating when they then celebrated getting 1 right having named half the castle!

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Prob the album that most takes me back to a time of my life 20 yrs ago. Following them to Glasgow, TITP, Edinburgh, Leeds, Reading, Liverpool, Nottingham & others I've forgotten Lost count how many times I've seen them a long time ago. Over 50 anyway. Cannae wait for the mora!!

Prob the album that most takes me back to a time of my life
20 yrs ago. Following them to Glasgow, TITP, Edinburgh, Leeds, Reading, Liverpool, Nottingham & others I've forgotten
Lost count how many times I've seen them a long time ago. Over 50 anyway. Cannae wait for the mora!!
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Finally finished this, 20 days after it dropped Shout out to all the other parents who watch their own choice of telly in tired 20 minute installments late at night Weeks of dodging spoilers from a niece who wasn't even born when I started watching the show #StrangerThings5

Finally finished this, 20 days after it dropped

Shout out to all the other parents who watch their own choice of telly in tired 20 minute installments late at night

Weeks of dodging spoilers from a niece who wasn't even born when I started watching the show

#StrangerThings5
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Enjoyed last night's #TheTraitorsUK finale. As a Traitor you need to take an NPC with u all the way, someone who lacks any sort of insight Jack saying "maybe Stephen & Rachel are both Traitors" after they voted him out of the final 3 showed why he was there & had me buckled🤣🤣

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#Skyscraperlive on Netflix is a must watch. Alex Honnold of Free Solo fame climbing the Taepei 101 skyscraper with no safety gear. This no-hands moment had me reaching for the sick bucket.

#Skyscraperlive on Netflix is a must watch. <a href="/AlexHonnold/">Alex Honnold</a> of Free Solo fame climbing the Taepei 101 skyscraper with no safety gear.

This no-hands moment had me reaching for the sick bucket.
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Name a better, more talented comic actor than Charlie Day. I'll wait. Love all the Sunny guys but one listen to the pod confirms he is the funniest of them all.

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The decisions you don't get vs the Old Firm. If it's a Rangers player and the last Killie man takes him down, the red card is out the referee's pocket before the guy hits the ground. Good to see Neil fight our corner.

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Every time u doubt this Hearts side or they have a wobble, they dig in & produce something else Huge game Sunday. Know supporters of every other team in the league who will be rooting for them...everyone just wants some relief from this boring mono/duopoly, whoever achieves it

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Jim Ratcliffe says the UK has been "colonised by immigrants" Jim Ratcliffe is an immigrant who lives in Monaco, where 75% of the population are foreign. 🤦‍♂️

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Name a better noise than that "Yaaaaaaa" sound when a goal hits the back of the net at Rugby Park. Does something to me. 💙

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Book 1 of 2026 So many parallels with current team - loyalty to certain players, how we often fare better battling big teams than being favourite, & fans maybe not realising what they've got til it's gone Hopefully SC is finally the man to deliver us to the knockout stages 🤞

Book 1 of 2026
So many parallels with current team - loyalty to certain players, how we often fare better battling big teams than being favourite, &amp; fans maybe not realising what they've got til it's gone
Hopefully SC is finally the man to deliver us to the knockout stages 🤞
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Christmas for runners! Will be glued to this. No harm, but nothing will ever, ever top the excitement of Jasmin Paris finish two years ago. ❤️

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Of all the wrong takes, this is the wrongest Would go every Sat with my mum, browsing titles, discovering films. Trying to pick something Dad would like (dunno why he never just came with) The weekly ritual of 4 of us watching together. So many memories of classics, & shiters