losing a parent will redefine the way you look at the world and your outlook on everything.

My uncle is in town and he is super strict, he hates social media, says that how devil gets to us. So with him around my phone will be off all weekend, lest he gets pissed and starts talking talking. I'll text you when he goes on Wednesday

Children ehn. You’ve been smiling at me so I smiled back. You came close to me so I stretched my hands out, only for you to giggle and run away. That’s why your stomach is bigger than your head😒

On behalf of the hate watchers association, Just like Barcelona and Arsenal, we have come to the end of our UCL campaign.

I wasn't even going to drink tonight, but I miss Pope Francis 😔😔

Just did a zoom interview and at the end when they asked me if I had a question i asked them "What would be a reason you wouldn't hire me" and they were too stunned to speak. The moderator lady ended up saying none so if i get rejected I'll use this recording in a court of law😭

This shit lives in my head rent free truly an all star character 😭

i think about this quote often

Losing a final to Tottenham is like being friendzoned by a prostitute.

Don’t you watch CSI? It’s always a bad idea to revisit the crime scene! 😭

the timeline this week:

It’s your father who is old. Not CR7

She spoke what men swallow in silence 💔 💯

"we can still be friends" i wanted to marry you, you idiot

Autism can be crazy cool sometimes

Ngolo just buy another shoe we beg

See you in the final. 👋💙