Like that crazy uncle in everyone's family. RT Michael Lock: This is just sad. Is there a mercy rule in smartphone competition?

Yes, work. Married 25 years! RT Kimbre Lancaster: Relationships last long not because they are (cont) tl.gd/ngp568

It's boarding time, passengers were here on time, crew is a no show. You can do better #UnitedAirLines

This is my favorite part – @att will let you steal data from people on your data plan after your rollover is out. I see many #familyfeuds

The pork. Always! RT GRAHAM ELLIOT: Aloha! what would you order?

You would need to know what events have been prevented to assess that. RT koush: The Boston (cont) tl.gd/njqq9j

From bad to worse. #walledgarden RT John Legere: What if #Apple was the company to un-carrierize the cable industry?

American Airlines please staff O'Hare gate G10. If you can't issue me a ticket with a seat when I check in, please have you gate staffed.

Just boiled my first egg. Awesome.

Pause is better than a SIGSEGV RT John Appleby: - Knock, knock. - Who's there? … very long pause.. - “Oracle.” #SAPHANA #SAPtd

Still not as bad as when the OS kernel puts you put of your misery RT John Appleby: - Knock, Knock - Who’s there? - ORA-600 #saptd #saphana

Myth 4: When I am ready & able, I will start making disciples. Verge Nations #GreatCommission bit.ly/1ouZh7T

Well done! RT Steven Crowder: Yes, let's talk #ClimateMarch. Then we can get on to killing people! (cont) tl.gd/nleod1

Been waiting two years to hear you on US airwaves! RT LUKAS GRAHAM: American TV debut on Conan O'Brien today! Wish us luck:)

About ready to enjoy the Berkshire Hog Chop at The Hive with a smoked pork belly chaser. Nobody prepares pork like Matthew McClure.

Don't buy a Ford Motor Company vehicle with Electronic Power Steering Assist. Poor design=high failure rate=safety concerns=$2100 repair@55,000 miles

My 2014 Ford Motor Company Flex steering control fails intermittently. Ford won't extend 2011-2013 recall to other affected cars. #BewareFordEPAS

Paid Ford Motor Company $2037.38 to replace failing steering (EPAS) on 2014 Flex. Profits over safety Ford. Shame on you. #BewareFordEPAS