I can move diagonally on this floor.

remember when senators got coronavirus briefings before the public and sold off millions of dollars in stocks before the crash last year and faced no consequences and no regulation? then reddit made one stock into a meme and they’re talking about restructuring the whole market

Now seems like a good time to remind you that a measly 0.1% tax on Wall Street trades would raise $777,000,000,000 over a decade.

JUST IN: NFL pledges to President Biden to utilize every team stadium as a #covid mass vaccination site

Interesting that no one ever talks about how McDonald's CEO making $8,653 an hour will drive up the price of a burger and fries.

“Tyler Perry provided security to the royal family because the Queen wouldn’t” is not something I had on my 2021 bingo card.

Pointing out that birth control pills have a worse blood clot rate than any vaccine isn’t saying “blood clots are fine” but rather that it’s amazing what we won’t tolerate for the general population but will tolerate for mostly women for 60 years completely unchecked.

This may be my favorite image from the pandemic

So proud of you Juliana Miller. BS in Health Care Administration! You stayed the course while maintaining a full time job. #UHCLGrad

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dr. pepper is the most important meal of the day

Anyone else pissed at the ominous trailer for the Bob Ross documentary?!

Wait. Wait. WAIT. what happened to shit up and dribble?

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I see you — I celebrate you. #NativeAmericanHeritageDay

LOOK AT HOW SHE ATE THAT

In this house, we arm our kids with something a little different.

I was just talking about disinformation tactics such as strategically sharing only part of the story, and here’s a great example: Breitbart headline says 15 border agents died in the line of duty in 2021, but doesn’t say that 13 of them died of COVID b/c they weren’t vaccinated.

I sometimes actually miss that period of time in the very very first lockdown where it was like 30 degrees, we were all getting pissed on house party every night, baking every day and dropping it round at your mates door. There was no pressure of life and no rush for anything 🥲