Dear J Alternative Facts readers: I hope some laughs help get you through ❤ But maintain hope with the most important thing: DO GOOD SCIENCE!

McConnell, M. (2017). Techniques for convincing women to not persist. Journal of Alternative Facts 3(2). #ShePersisted

Kennedy, R. (2017). Actual Evidence of Link Between Vaccines and Autism. Journal of Alternative Facts 5(1). washingtonpost.com/news/to-your-h…

Kennedy, R. (2017). Evidence of Link Between Vaccines and Terrorism. Journal of Alternative Facts 5(1).

Kennedy, R. (2017). Evidence of Link Between Vaccines and Voting for Donald Trump. Journal of Alternative Facts 5(1).

Kennedy, R. (2017). Evidence of Link Between Vaccines and Literally All That is Wrong With the World. Journal of Alternative Facts 5(1).

Kennedy, R. (2017). Evidence of Link Between Vaccines and #SnowDay2017. Journal of Alternative Facts 5(1).

Kennedy, R. (2017) Evidence of Link Between Vaccines & Whatever Happens to be Wrong with Your Child Today. Journal of Alternative Facts 5(1)

Kennedy, R. (2017) Evidence of Link Between Vaccines & Your Favorite Game of Thrones Character's Death. Journal of Alternative Facts 5(1)

Kennedy, R. (2017) Evidence of Link Between Vaccines & the Falcons' Super Bowl Loss. Journal of Alternative Facts 5(1)

Trump, D.J. (2017). Building Walls Is Easy: Lessons from Legos and Lincoln Logs. Journal of Alternative Facts 3(1). smithsonianmag.com/science-nature…

Here are JAF we do not believe in paywalls except the wall that Mexico is paying for. x.com/SWoolzie/statu…

Forthcoming, exciting discovery from J. Humphrey that women are asexual & men have no responsibility for pregnancy! theslot.jezebel.com/oklahoma-lawma…

Happer, W. (2017). Climate So-Called Science. Journal of Alternative Facts. [Includes glassy-eyed cultist chants!] theguardian.com/us-news/2017/f…

We encourage contributors to make use of the "alternative data" that will soon be distributed by the white house! open.whitehouse.gov

Pence, M. (2017). Longitudinal Study on Positive Impact of "Freedom" and "Responsibility" in Fighting Cancer. Journal of Alternative Facts. x.com/VP/status/8344…

Madred, G. Stardate 4360.8. There Are Five Lights. Journal of Alternative Facts 124(1). youtube.com/watch?v=moX3z2…

Carson, B. (2017). Tracking visa application processes for immigration from 17th century Africa. Journal of Alternative Facts 5(1).

Chaffetz, J. & Ryan, P. (2017). Economic Analysis for Healthcare Affordability: Deactivating $8k/year iPhones. Journal of Alternative Facts. x.com/steventdennis/…

Early reports reveal that the #MarchForScience consists only of a small gathering of Dr. Doom, Dr. Evil, Dr. Octopus, and this guy.