Something about calling people honeybun or honey bunny just soothes my soul

It’s soo mind blowing to be out and introducing myself and people telling me “I’ve meet you before, you’re Jourdan” 💀😂 come again

Beauty is Pain

I’m convinced that my future husband will have colored eyes 🤌🏻

I’m convinced I’ve met the loml 🤌🏻

It’s me. I’m to toxic for a good man I see it now😭

Dakota-Rae said “mommy I don’t wanna be you, but I just wanna act like you cause you have a beautiful soul” 🤍😭

Imagine not believing I’m the mean friend and then putting me in the position to be the mean friend. How fun

I love putting my man on new music 🤌🏻

and he think he’s slick putting it on his notes

There’s nooooo way my ex just took a cowboy style photoshoot, I made, molded and shaped you fam💀

You broke into my house and stole my stuff all while I’m returning your stuff to your mamas house. We are not the same

I’m so into the Pete Davidson show him and his people are so funny

I told this man I muted his stories and he says “it’s okay I’ll always watch yours” 🥺 stop being cute when I’m trying to be petty

Just finished episode 1 of Marshall’s and I’m pissed I didn’t see Riley Green 😂

My bd did noooot say “well trumps new law” your bring a pedophile into a convo about our kids. You discuss me this convo is over

My toxic trait is I will laugh at your face during an argument when you sound stupid and I’m mental done with the convo

The urge to text a man and remind him to step up and be a dad is at an all time high rn with my teenager. But why should I remind a man to be a dad?

I never doubt my faith in God making things happen but honestly when it happens I’m shook and so blessed🤍😭

Seeing Ramzy everywhere is so heartbreaking