This part of Mark Thomas' acceptance speech for an honorary doctorate at Kent is quite something!

I’m Force Duty Officer at this time overnight. Lots of enquiries ongoing around this matter…but we need your help please.. Please share this appeal far and wide and help us find Mr Barrows.

No matter how far in advance I put together these dress up day costumes someone will always change their mind at the last minute…

Nothing to see here. Please move along… ⁦@CreativeBasild1⁩

Tickets are almost sold out for our 1970s Xmas Party at The Venue in Southend this Saturday! Make sure you get em ere 👇👇 wegottickets.com/event/558844 #slady #slade #femaleslade #sladetribute #merryxmaseverybody #itschristmas #notyetgobby #notyetnoddy #christmas #christmas2022

Really looking forward to the Slady Christmas party tomorrow with master DJ Daryl Easlea

I see other people are tweeting about this thoughtless mistake Ticketmaster CS you do realise this will cause absolute chaos if fans who purchased standing are split up from their friends and forced to sit!

THE PEOPLE’S WINER, DOWN WITH THE JURIES #Eurovision

This should have been the result - as voted by 10 drunk people #eurovision ⁦Syd Moore⁩

U is for Utopia … OH WOW thank you Heavenly what a fabulous gig ❤️🦋 Sarah Records 💙 please do this again! xxx

I have had 2 swims in the estuary this summer.TWO!!! My average is 60+ for the season. Why are we not having dirty protests at the HQs? ⁦Feargal Sharkey⁩ 57 swimmers fall sick get diarrhoea at world triathlon championship Sunderland | The Guardian theguardian.com/environment/20…

What a brilliant night at the The Lexington, thank you 14 Iced Bears The Luxembourg Signal and Even As We Speak you were all amazing 🤩 ❤️xx

A year ago a routine hip appointment took a bizarre & near fatal turn when DB had a cardiac arrest outside NHS Golden Jubilee . Emma Campbell started #cpr followed by @ResusciJamie & team. Today we celebrate a year we wouldn’t have had without you amazing folk. Thank you 💕

Celebrating my mum today. A compassionate, inquiring mind and still so stylish at 85. At 80 she went on holiday to see friends whilst bribing border guards in Rwanda. She’s brilliant. A role model.

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Our friend Monty is cycling from Edinburgh to Southend (Leith to Leigh) to raise money for charity in memory of his son Archie, a worthwhile cause ❤️ instagram.com/reel/C5bA6sDoV…

Yesterday we welcomed Monty back home to Leigh from his 480 mile cycle from Edinburgh to raise money for charity in memory of his son Archie who sadly died from DIPG last year aged 5. What an amazing achievement justgiving.com/team/ArchieLam… ArchiesDuck @leighonsea_news Leigh on Sea

📣 My statement following the The Labour Party Party's announcement that David Burton-Sampson MP has been chosen as Parliamentary Candidate for Southend West and Leigh. 📣 It is Time for Change! 🌹