There’s a dead cat that’s been laying on the side of the street near our house that I’ve watched go from flat to the size of a Mylar balloon over the past three days. Logic says leave it, but the spirit sings — “POKE IT WITH A STICK!”

Thoughts? #TakeNote

This Is the Way.

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One of these days I’ll get myself a Westbrook Jazz jersey. One. Of. These. Days.

Just when us Americans don’t want to be stereotyped on a world stage anymore — ehhhh — this might not be the worst one …

The uncanny X-temps are at it again! Joel, Kent & Zack have been hired to rank & organize villains from the X-Men universe as they arrive at Ryker’s Island. Where would you put these corrupt culprits? baconsale.com/2024/07/29/bac…

Today and my dermatologist husband stopped a European man buying sunscreen, saying "I'm not trying to be weird, but that is not the sunscreen for you. I'm a dermatologist." This man ended up picking out what husband recommended and said "you have great skin so I must trust you."

Anyone else amused by this fly at #GenConference

Elder Rasband has major Uncle Vibes. #GeneralConference

As a lifelong Vegas Golden Knights fan, I’m so excited to FINALLY get a team closer to home! #ICEJAZZ #UtahHC

Five years since choosing bacon over burritos. #IYKYK

Boss: Are you really sick — or are you at Disneyland again? Me: I’m sick, I swear! Boss: Proof right now or you’re fired!

Can Deseret Book and Soda Shops and Crumbl do the same? Why are only alcohol drinkers targeted to help fund homelessness relief? #utpol

Wow. This just happened behind our house in South Jordan. #UtahCrime

I won’t lie, Carrie Underwood’s rendition of America the Beauitful put me in tears! Who cares what side of the aisle you stand on — that was even better without the music. Wow!

Kawhi Leonard and Joel Embiid having an ouch off 😭

"It's like Disney's McRib." -Josher #BaconsaleQuotes Episode 484: Ranking Disneyland Rides (Modern Era) baconsale.com/2025/02/03/bac…

Did Elder Christofferson just get a new nickname? D. Dodd? #GeneralConference