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Jordan Barhorst

@jordanbarhorst

Wedding Photographer. Front End Architect.

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“Reduced self-checkout times at a major Midwest grocery chain by pointing out to those waiting in line that the red lights don’t mean the kiosk is closed, it’s just a lil Christmas spirit!” Can I add that to my resume? Bad UX is everywhere, man.

“Reduced self-checkout times at a major Midwest grocery chain by pointing out to those waiting in line that the red lights don’t mean the kiosk is closed, it’s just a lil Christmas spirit!”

Can I add that to my resume?

Bad UX is everywhere, man.
Eric Thorvaldsson (@skolvaldsson) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Your problem was that you talked that shit too soon. You played dirty. You forgot your history. You were never humbled. The football Gods have spoken and they said… Fuck the Lions.

Your problem was that you talked that shit too soon. You played dirty. You forgot your history. You were never humbled. 

The football Gods have spoken and they said… Fuck the Lions.
Patrick S. Tomlinson (@stealthygeek) 's Twitter Profile Photo

So, Trump created a problem that DID NOT EXIST, instantly lost, gave up everything he was trying to negotiate, looked like a weak dickhead to the rest of the world, and damaged diplomatic relations with an ally while boosting Chinese soft power in South America. 5/

Governor Newsom Press Office (@govpressoffice) 's Twitter Profile Photo

J.D. “JUST DANCE” VANCE, WHO NOBODY LIKED UNTIL TRUMP PICKED HIM OUT OF THE "BARGAIN BIN" IN THE WALMART CLEARANCE SECTION, WENT ON FOX TO TRASH ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR GOVERNOR. THE DANCING QUEEN CAN’T STOP! I LIVE RENT-FREE IN HIS HEAD (VERY TINY SPACE,

Jordan Barhorst (@jordanbarhorst) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Kyren Williams is such a fucking bum. Hate that we have him for three more years. Hold on to a fucking ball you bum. You’d fucking drop on in your sleep.

Jordan Barhorst (@jordanbarhorst) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Rams either need a home run hitter or a true short yardage back. Kyren is neither. He’s good for three yards a carry as long as there’s no one in the box, and even then he’s fumbling with the game on the line way too many times