And that, kids, is how I met your mother

it looks like another lovely spring day to REMIND YOU DELINQUENTS TO STOP "RESCUING" BABY ANIMALS. THEIR MOMS ARE MOST LIKELY NEARBY SO JUST MIND YOUR BUSINESS. FAWNS, DROP EM'. BIRDS, LEAVE EM'. RACCOONS, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. ARMADILLO?¿? ARMADILL-NO.

She got no reflexes, no spatial awareness, no scanning ability. Wouldn't survive a day in the wild. Terrible.

US flag code decrees that the American flag must always be in the dominant, not subservient position. Joe Biden “Commander and Chief” defaced the American flag by flanking the alphabet cult flag at the White House today. The enemy is inside the castle walls.

Everything Out Of Context

NEWS 🚨: It's official, NASA says July was the hottest month ever recorded on Earth

Tuesdays are the worst so here is the funniest video of all time

5-5 in fantasy despite having the most points scored in the league

Donald Trump announces that Tua Tagovailoa will lead the Department of Neuroscience

Wait for it … x.com/DamnThatsInter…

Water puppy

brother it is the GALACTIC SENATE.

Worth mentioning again

Saquon Barkley recognized an Eagles ball boy in the crowd and pulled him over the fence to join them in the parade 🥺