#myfirstTweet but certainly not my last. Hello world, did you miss me?

If I wasn't actually Orlando Jones I'd pretend to be Orlando Jones because being Orlando Jones sure is a lot of fun.

Hey Sarah, love your profile pic but I know a guy who's even hotter ;) Who? Me, silly Sarah M

#SaveInTheFlesh Just putting that out there ;)

This #Orlandopocalypse reminds me of a poem: Roses are red / Violets are blue / I'm a schizophrenic / And so am I

Stop and think: for every #brolando you see, there's a team of 15 #GISHWHES participants spending this week being awesome. Pretty epic.

FOLLOW THEM --->>> Orlando Jones Fauxlando Jones Orlando Jones OrGISHdo JoneWHES JonesingForOrlando OrlanBr0 J0n3z #GISHWHES2014

Belu 🇦🇷 OrlanBr0 J0n3z Orlando Jones Fauxlando Jones Orlando Jones OrGISHdo JoneWHES JonesingForOrlando OOh do me do me! #notthefirsttime ;-)

#Mention25CutePeopleOnTwitter JonesingForOrlando @GwOrlandojones JonesingForOrlando @TrollandoJonesK Orlando Jones

A big thank you to all my lovelies for following and a big 'where are you?' to the rest of the world #brolando #GISHWHES2014 #GISHWHES

let's get a #FollowTrain going, #brolandos! Follow me and everyone who retweets this, keep it going! #GISHWHES2014 #GISHWHES

@1stOrlandoJones JonesingForOrlando Might be Orlando Orlando Jones Orlando Jones Orlando Jones thank you!

Last plea before bed, these teams still haven't reached 400 please follow and RT @TangibleOrlando JonesingForOrlando Orlando Jones Night all x

SandraSPN @TangibleOrlando JonesingForOrlando Thankyou!

Guess it won't be a pool party then...Damn, seriously guys? #IDGHP

Maybe a beach party then, tanning and fun in the sun? Wait,what? Stripe is hosting the party? Ugh #IDGHP

I've heard enough, don't think I can make it to your birthday bash... Why? I Despise Gremlins Hosting Parties #IDGHP #GISHWHES

Know any other reasons why you should hate it when Gremlins throw parties? Share them #IDGHP