Just wrote the magical words 'THE END' on a brand-new panto script 🤗

Stupidly, I started with the finale, so loads still to do 🫣

How the hell can NASA get a signal from Voyager-1, 15 billion miles from Earth, when I can get sod all in my living room from O2?
bbc.co.uk/news/science-e…

A disgusting, shameful day. #RwandaNotInMyName

The exact point in a banana that I always remember I don't like bananas very much.

Many thanks to all those who came to see 'Slapstick!' Your support was hugely and genuinely appreciated x
Bath Comedy Festival

Final performances today - 2.30pm & 7.30pm at The Old Theatre Royal, 12 Old Orchard Street, Bath, BA1 1JU
Info/tickets: josephgrimaldi.com
Photo: Luke John Emmett
Bath Comedy Festival

Bucket List
1. Run the London Marathon (as in organise)
2. Swim with dauphinoise potatoes
3. Volunteer at a local brothel
4. Cruise the Norwegian Ford showrooms
5. Have a twosome
6. Sponsor a student in Lynx Africa
7. Visit Bangkok
8. Bangkok
9. Own a bucket
10. Die skiving

Final four performances of 'SLAPSTICK!'
Fri. 19th April 2.30pm/7.30pm
Sat. 20th April 2.30pm/7.30pm
Info/tickets: josephgrimaldi.com

Only four performances of 'SLAPSTICK!' left:
Fri. 19th April 2.30pm/7.30pm
Sat. 20th April 2.30pm/7.30pm
Info/tickets: josephgrimaldi.com

'SLAPSTICK!' review: Bath Echo
bathecho.co.uk/opinions/revie…

First night feedback from 'SLAPSTICK!' audience members:
'Simply wonderful ... loved every second'
'Bloody brilliant'
'Fantastic performances'
'What a tour-de-force!'
'An absolutely brilliant evening'
Info/tickets: josephgrimaldi.com

'SLAPSTICK!' opens tomorrow, April 14th, at The Old Theatre Royal, Bath. Info/tickets:
josephgrimaldi.com

'SLAPSTICK!' opens next weekend, as part of Bath Comedy Festival, for 7 performances only.
Further info/tickets: josephgrimaldi.com

Rehearsals for SLAPSTICK! are well underway.
Info/tickets: josephgrimaldi.com

What the hell is going on?

I've put a tenner on Lee Anderson joining the Sugarbabes next.

Husband replaced one of the ceiling lights in our tiny kitchen with some kind of super-duper, ultra-bright, coastguard-approved LED bulb.
Just turned the lights on. Bloody hell. Didn't know whether to unstack the dishwasher or do a tap dance.

Mum very confused and tearful this morning, but we got her smiling. Happy #MothersDay to all these wonderful women, and send love to those caring for or missing their mums today. x
#dementia #ForACure

👀

I'm performing in a brand-new play, 'Slapstick!', as part of the Bath Comedy Festival in April - telling the true story of Joseph Grimaldi, the famous Regency panto star. It's funny, tragic, ridiculous, and brutal. Perfect entertainment!
Info/tickets ⬇️
josephgrimaldi.com