I would like an “oversupply” of housing in my city pls

The European mind cannot comprehend this

I hate NSO and I’m glad they’re getting sued but I know I’m going to hate everything about how Apple does it.

Damn! Makin’ history. Thanks for listening, UK.

I’m laughing so hard I’m involuntarily farting

A subset of Twitter has shifted with remarkable alacrity from RIOTING IS GOOD DO NOT QUESTION THE RIOTING to IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THE RIOTING WAS PERPETRATED BY EVIL OUTSIDE AGITATORS

I think in times like this less Twitter is absolutely crucial

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.Patton Oswalt made a tweet that showed Trump’s handwritten notes and the caption was simply “Morrissey voice:”.

Needless to say, I got inspired and put WAY to much effort into this.

Few of us will ever forget where we were when we heard about it
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Michael Avenatti I was in the room Michael. You have bigger problems than fond memories of your pretend run. Good luck with them.

Hello Sir/Madam,
I'm student and I was in Paris, and Rome for presenting my research paper in conference, and when I was returning back at Rome Metro, some people tried to throw acid on me, and snitched all my bag, passport, money.

Sushma Swaraj Dr. S. Jaishankar (Modi Ka Parivar) Indian Diplomacy

Predictions are one thing—we've been doing this for a long time and the track record shows we get things right more often than not, which is not to say always—but facts are another and y'all ought to stop misinforming readers about basic facts about polls. 53eig.ht/30h0lma

This is another good question when it comes to @WomensMarch leaders Tamika D. Mallory/Linda Sarsour support for Farrakhan -- in addition to his anti-Semitism he espouses misogynistic and anti-LGBTQ views.

How is that true to the cause of the @WomensMarch? twitter.com/AsraNomani/sta…

Jeremy Corbyn, head of the UK Labour party, wrote a foreword for a book on imperialism that blamed…the Jews. Sorry, 'men of a single & peculiar race who have many centuries of financial experience … in a unique position to control the policy of nations.' thetimes.co.uk/article/corbyn…

so one of the many questions I have is, well, were the Romans just too big on capitalism or what was their deal

What Uri Geller doesn’t realise is that I staged Brexit in the first place.

Exciting news. If a few more big universities show the same spirit, this whole scam will fall apart. It's only a matter of time.

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There are at least a dozen issues that desperately need to get addressed in our nation. The Democratic Party should not be looking for the person who yells the loudest about these, or moves the goal posts on them; we should nominate the person who has a plan to get them done.

This is the most contemptible piece of “journalism” I have read in quite a while. In a competitive field.