#MerseysideDerby

So why is the man charged with kidnapping and assaulting the little girl in London remanded in custody (rightfully so) but Jeffrey Donaldson charged with 11 different sexual offences out on bail?

#PoliticsLive Andrew Bowie MP another thick as mince Tory.

#PMQs do the Tories understand that Andy Street has being all but campaigning as an independent?

#pmqs why does the Anglesey woman get a question every week?

#PMQs has the shaved chimp actually asked a question?

#PMQs today is not going to be a good day for Oliver Dowden.

#PoliticsLive the difference between David Blunkett and the current bunch of MPs is vast.

#PoliticsLive Miriam Cates on the panel. 45 minutes of batshit conspiracy theories coming up

I see Rishi Sunak has committed to another The Labour Party policy. He's not too hot on thinking for himself is he.

I see the shit on the nation's shoe is up to their usual in London.

#PoliticsLive Tominey is out of her depth even more than usual today. Is it because the Tory MP is less of a nutcase than some?

#politicslive Bob Seely MP you are fucking disgrace to Parliament

#politicslive Bob Seely MP you're a revolting arrogant little man who repeatedly comes across as having a real issue with being contradicted by women.

#PoliticsLive Ella Whelan, why?

It's not a foreign court you backward little twat. As tiny in intellect as he is in stature.

Why are so many of the 'are soverentee' people so keen for foreign Governments to control the narrative on UK foreign policy?

I warn you not to be ordinary,
I warn you not to be young,
I warn you not to fall ill,
and I warn you not to grow old.

#SunakOut

Now I've had a think about it, was Mark Menzies actually just filming the latest sequel in the Hangover series?

#PoliticsLive who is currently sitting as an Independent MP for sleaze reasons who isn't a Tory? The only one I can think of is Jeffrey Donaldson and maybe Nick Brown although we don't know what he did.