A buddy and I came up with a theory about Home Alone this weekend and the deeper we got, the more it blew my mind. Kevin is actually the family dog and the entire movie is seen through his imagination where he views himself as a human and his sole job is to protect the house.

Spanos has two options: Fire Staley tomorrow Or Do it tonight

Tears of joy right now.

Anybody notice NFL Network did not show a replay until after Kazee was ejected and play resumed?

An important note on timing: the stay issued by the Colorado Supreme Court will remain in effect if Trump even *asks* #SCOTUS to step in by 1/4. That means that (1) Trump almost certainly *will* be on the primary ballot in Colorado; & (2) SCOTUS can focus instead on the general.

George Pickens sitting on my bench.

Frozen ‘stache Andy Reid or Fogged up face shield Andy Reid?

Bill is a football coach from Boston looking for a home near his new job in the Dallas suburb of Frisco.

Steelers defense rn:

Beer battered fries 'til I dies.

The rest of the AFC watching Mahomes and the Chiefs:

Kyle Juszczyk looks like his band opened for Imagine Dragons.

Shout out to the camera operator who has to get spit on by Chris Mad Dog Russo for this segment on First Take

Really rooting for max homa. I think we might need Scheffler’s wife to go into labor.

Why is everybody saying Shams got over on Woj? Woj reported the Lakers were "zeroing in" on Hurley. They did. Then, he reported that Hurley turned it down. Am I missing something?

Russell Wilson’s calf is starting to look healthier. #HereWeGo

We will rally around Trey Sermon and we WILL play good fantasy football.

Narduzzi on the sideline looking like:

Read this: More evidence of Americans being paid to do the Kremlin's dirty work. On the heels of this summer's National Security Division, U.S. Dept of Justice actions against Russian state-sponsored media-linked actors for paying American podcasters/influencers, more of RU's dirty tricks coming to light. This is

From colleague @holmeslybrand: The Philadelphia Police Department told CNN they were not aware what Trump was referring to and did not know of any issues with voting that required a law enforcement response.