People who accidentally discovered their past self in a museum

Trump is right about one thing it is a landslide. Democrats win popular vote, comfortable electoral college, the White House, the Senate and the House. He literally lost everything because he's a terrible president, a crap campaigner and an awful person who is bad at his job.

“Please work hard. Please aim high. Please don’t let anyone put you off.” This new laptop was donated anonymously to Cotham School today with an inspiring note attached.

Night all, hoping for a better night sleep tonight. Todays total of books we now need to sell this month to pay our bills is 571.....going down day by day with your help, helfway in one week really gives me hope! book-ish.co.uk should you fancy some Sat night browsing!

When Mam says you can't have chippy tea because you got impeached

Am I missing something (genuinely don’t get this); why on 24 Dec 2020 are they standing so close/no masks etc? Jessica Elgot

today’s the last day a woman has never been vice president

My girlfriend animated her 2021 mood and honestly? Same.

Absolutely LOVE Nigella Lawson for making this her recipe of the day today

He seems like a very happy old man looking forward to a bright and wonderful future. So nice to see!

If you and girl don’t walk into the room like Barack and Michelle Obama, don’t walk in! Sheeeeeeeeesh! 👏🏾

omg laurence fox stop dm-ing us, ur not gonna be hamlet!!!!!!!

Oh sweet relief.

Address when you live in a city: 36 Smith Road Manchester MN1 PQL Address when you live in a tiny village of 7 people: 1 Keepers Cottage The Mill Flunkbury Pilbury-on-Trout Guffhampton Glompershire GM87 ENN

Check out my DADSONLY page. DADSONLY is the only site with exclusive pictures and videos of fathers taking out rubbish, connecting cables, lounging on chairs and wearing swimwear that is between 3 - 20 years old...

It is with great sadness we must stop sending our cheese to the EU. Due to an oversight in the Free Trade deal it is impossible for us to send cheese to our EU online consumers. DEFRA has told us not to expect an exemption or change anytime soon. Investment & hope is lost today😪

Couldn’t agree more. It’s like asking kids to memorise the names of individual washing machine components. An exercise in methodically extinguishing any and all traces of joy.

Coming out of Twitter retirement to ask #Tooting folk to donate for the brain cancer treatment of a Tooting dad I’ve known my whole life, who hails from the West Country but has been a contributor to the Tooting community for many years. Good luck Conrad. gofundme.com/f/jq25yy-brain…