U call it substance abuse I call it my chemical romance

Tone matters, especially when the relationship involves tens of thousands a month in discretionary spend.

I hate PENDING payments.. Just take that shit & go😭

guys 😬

The Hollow Men American capitalism is rotting from the head down. We have replaced the "Owner-Operator"—the risk-taker-with a new, parasitic class of corporate bureaucrat: The Risk-Free Insider. By "Insider," I am not referring to a specific title. I am referring to the entire

trump sure does talk a lot for someone who owes me $2000

Remember when Twitter was a fun place to talk with friends. Now its just community notes and shot ass memes.

I’m officially running for Ward 6 Committeeman for the DC Democratic State Committee. We will not just sit back and watch the disregard for humanity. Chris Murphy 🟧 said “These are not normal times, and Democrats have to stop behaving normally.” Checkout FreeDCSlate.com

Went for my 8 o’clock dentist appointment only to get a phone call at 7:50 saying that they were sick and needed Ro reschedule

The new @reddit app update sucks

Nobody talks about going to Humboldt to go shopping, shit went extinct.

👁️ WAIT…. WHAT?? 🏴‍☠️ DID YOU KNOW THIS ABOUT PIRATES???

Took advantage of the warm weather to clean out and give my car a bath.

Creative projects get interesting when passion, money, and friendships start sharing the same room.

I’ve been noticing gas prices lately and still don’t understand why people willingly get hustled at the pump. My car costs about $7 a day to charge and $0 for oil changes.

It’s wild to realize I helped build a company that has generated $32M in profit over the last 8 years.

AI sure as fuck chose a great time to take over the internet. I have to question every video on my timeline nowadays.

Your dog after a false emergency vet visit which cost you $1000