Better file this under things I care least about

Never trust a man who is emphatic about how much more time you have after a food’s official expiry date

My idea of a gourmet restaurant in Toronto is the bathrooms aren’t in the basement

Someone just explained to me the clever double entendre of Blink 182’s album Take Off Your Pants and Jacket, and I’ve never been more impressed with this band

A great day with Joel Buxton and Allison Dore. so fun!

Toronto! Bring a non-perishable food item to see this amazing lineup & enjoy a complimentary beer. Black Sheep Comedy Stand Up BrunswickBierworks in support of Daily Bread Foodbank. eventbrite.ca/e/canned-laugh… @rebeccareeds Sarah Ashby Joel Buxton @mikepaynecomedy pic.x.com/1C1TrGbAOU

Here’s how you know you live in Toronto: I just heard a Guy say to his dog, “Let’s cross the road, bro!”

One of Toronto's nicest and wisest, Joel Buxton joins Marc Hallworth & Morgan George on the Vest of Friends #podcast neversleepsnetwork.com/podcast/joel-b… Brought to you by Humber Comedy #toronto #comedy #podcasts #Canada #podcasting #sketchcomedy #sketch #vof #NSN #NeverSleepsNetwork #haha

Wouldn’t Vicki Lix be perfect for the upcoming Crave show #DragRaceCanada?

One time I was going through customs with a bottle of water and the officer said you can’t bring liquids, and I said can I pour it out in that wishing fountain? And he said son that’s just a fountain

SUNDAY at 7pm! Live at Second City Toronto! A kind and lighthearted stand up comedy event Feat. @ThomasJCalnan @SugarDahling Joel Buxton carly @CraigFayComedy @montyscully Kate Davis and more! $12 at the door or online at SecondCity.COM