New office policy rules

the guys who make reality TV for women

I have obtained leaked footage of Elon Musk's first meeting at Twitter.

It's 8:45 AM and my Miami uber driver is playing Let's Get Retarded in Here and I didn't misspell that

How I Became a Disney Adult

Big day today

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Discussing Joe Nunnink and his “art”

Using my $3,500 Vision pro to log into someone else’s Hulu account

I'm recording an album in Brooklyn one week from today. Would be really cool if you came through. No worries, if you can't. eventbrite.com/e/cysk-present…

Poor people Rich people 🤝 Being underwater due to finances

I wonder if the house band on the submarine is still playing

Holy shit. I’m recording an album tomorrow. eventbrite.com/e/cysk-present…

for the summer double feature im gonna jerk off during Barbie, cum during oppenheimer

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Looks like piss is the winner