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Man Utd fans, if you bring your glasses to any of our stores tomorrow, we’ll swap them for a blindfold so you don’t have to watch this anymore.

No red given so we’ll make up for it by booking half the #nufc team? Make it make sense😭 #newars

IT COUNTS!!!!!!!!!!! 😍

Tell me that VARsenal doesn’t exist. Because this is a fucking joke #NEWARS

If your relative passed away in hospital & we don't let you see them right away, be patient & don't yell. We get you're sad. But we're cleaning up your dead relative's shit for you after they lost their bowel control post-death so it's not the last thing you remember them by.

Everton's biggest mistake was limiting themselves to a single FFP breach. 114 additional ones and they would've got away scot-free.

Reckon you’d make a fortune if I wasn’t in your head rent free😶👀

Nick Pope can’t get in the England squad.

Wait. When we booked an impromptu sponsorship of Yeovil Town FC no one told us they were playing the M&S Sponsored Wrexham AFC tomorrow 🤯 #WhatAreTheChances #TeamYeovil #ytfc

Unfortunately we've been refused permission for our mascots to lead out the team today. However, you can still catch them at the ground before the game #notsojolly #freecuthbert #YTFC

Just got back from Tesco. The way some people treat shop workers winds me up. Worked in retail for 6 years and I do not miss it one bit. It’s not a 19 year old uni students fault that you’ve decided to leave your shopping until 2 days before Christmas you entitled bellends

THREE POINTS AT THE CITY GROUND! 🤩 #NFONEW // #NUFC

“Tricky” trees😂😂

The property system is so broken. How am I meant to buy a house for the guide or asking price when some landlord/investor is willing to pay £20k more every time?

I've never told anyone this. Sometimes when I have the house to myself and I'm certain no one is going to visit. I listen to Simply Red.

Hang it in the Louvre.

We are very excited to launch Enclave II: Outbreak! Our second LAN will take place one again at Arena MK at Stadium MK in Milton Keynes from 2nd - 6th April 2026. Tickets available NOW at: enclavelan.com