Can anyone identify this creature? Found in my parents pool in the South of France

Oh dear John Lewis & Partners the number for your White City branch listed in your website says number not recognised when I try and call it

Keep dreaming of the superb dinner I had at La Trompette this week. Look at this lovely menu, every dish tempts

No sign of the oven I ordered over a month ago from John Lewis & Partners White City. It was in stock, where can it be?

Genuine Liquorette, a New York-inspired cocktail bar, will open in Fitzrovia on Sept 27. It's at 6 Rathbone Place. saucecommunications.com/news/first-kin…

Listening to JeanBaptiste Requien on BBC Radio 4 Today discussing staffing and the potential impact of Brexit on restaurants (bad)

We are so excited to announce that on 9 Oct and 6 Nov @radici_n1 will be launching the first of Radici x #TheDirtyDishes supper clubs with Francesco Mazzei & ISAAC CAREW cooking up a storm in the kitchen. Visit the D&D online shop NOW to secure your ticket! goo.gl/5BFEu8

Raw kale in salad is just not nice is it?

My amazing friend Amanda Afiya and I have been on a rollercoaster journey the last 6mnths. Her strength is amazing. Today after announcing our latest adventure with our incredibly talented, gorgeous friends jo barnes Nicola Hancock we’re humbled by the support. Thank you 💕

Pickle our 4 yr old Parson’s Terrier is missing as of last night in W12. Have you seen her?? Please forward

Pretty shocked: when we called W12 police they said that a woman had come in with a dog matching Pickle’s description & they sent her away

Apparently police don’t handle lost dogs. Couldn’t they have at least taken the woman’s number or checked the chip? She’d be home now

Good morning Twitter chums. Off to Miami for a fleeting visit, any restaurant recommendations warmly received 😎

Oh dear Deliveroo, nearly 90 mins and still no sign of my Pho lunch. Seriously testing the loyalty I have for both companies

Correction there was the usual amount of prawns after all!

Calling all mushroom experts, are these Parasols? Spotted this morning in the grounds of Chiswick House #mushrooms #funghi @ Chiswick House and Gardens instagram.com/p/B3hFyJ1HnBt/…

The honey trap: why top chefs and suppliers now keep their own hives to guard against fakes 🐝🍯telegraph.co.uk/food-and-drink… via Telegraph Food @RSB1withrooms

@11cadogangardens has become the first @relaischateaux property in London! The iconic property is renowned as one of the capital's premier boutique hotels. Located in the heart of Chelsea just off Sloane Square, 11 Cadogan Gardens is rooted in heritage.⁠

Finally getting round to the inevitable quarantine cliche of bread making. What’s the most idiot proof loaf you know?