me anytime the sky looks pretty:

TYLER ADAMS FROM THE PARKING LOT ARE YOU FOR REAL??? 💥🚀🔥

Welcome to THE EMPIRE State Building Star Wars

your honor have i at least been a pleasure to have in the courtroom

Corporate culture is crazy bc why am I casually walking by offices/cubicles to try and find the person who stole my fav mug

9pm kickoff sounds like an extra shot of espresso in tomorrows coffee

Why does a can of biscuits open like that. Is life not scary enough

Won and advanced. 😤

Concacaf Champions Cup | #VamosOrlando

Match day ✔️
The Wall ✔️
Chyster The Friendly Ghost ✔️
Disallowed goal ✔️

Glad to be back 💚

Vamosssss

The best part of getting old is becoming the target demographic for the Super Bowl halftime show

nickelodeon is so real for that

he didn’t like the movie Cars
and my life was a f*cking highway

Life is not a waste of time, time is not a waste of life. So let's not waste any time, get wasted, and have the time of our lives and a Happy New Year! daleeeee

When Kamla said “People don’t need boyfriends, they need lawyers” I felt that 😂

Fuck man. I don’t know what that was.

Welcome to Miami 😎

ur really gonna act like that? when santa claus is literally coming to town