People don't talk about how Elaine Chao and Mitch McConnell are married enough.

What is New England? Like what is that designation? Like, why?

every picture of bezos is a dick pic. expand your mind

I just published my Case Against ‘Border Security’ in the The New York Times: Democrats must reframe the immigration debate by rejecting the very notion that the border needs more “security” and making it clear that the real problem is the denial of migrants’ rights nytimes.com/2019/02/11/opi…

Him saying , “There will be a an Air Force and there will be a Space Force....Separate but equal...” is the funniest shit of the Trump years after the John Dickerson interview where he abruptly ends the interview, walks back to his desk and just idly shuffles papers.

The Black Keys are band worthy of immediate dismissal, but the drummer's uncle Ralph Carney, known best for the Bojack theme song, has an incredible catalog of weirdo pop and outsider jazz very much worth seeking out. RIP to a real one. youtu.be/Tz_VBQQK4go

Biden needs to jump into this race already so he can finally go from Obama’s-buddy, obvious-front-runner Joe, to Anita-Hill-abusing, shitty-bankruptcy-bill-and-even-worse-crime-bill-sponsoring Joe.

Been bedside at the hospital w/ my father-in-law watching MSNBC all afternoon and holy shit that channel is absolute brain melting grade-A poison.

I’m a single issue voter: CBD is fake.

I just had an appendectomy and spent 2 nights in the hospital, so by hitting my Kaiser deductible I just blew through a year’s worth Yang Funny Money right there. #MedicareForAll #Bernie2020

Just hung up w/ Kaiser re: being charged 3 times for the same appendectomy surgery. They said it's standard to have charges itemized like that, but as a courtesy they'd remove $873 because I called & asked. WTF?! HMOs 100% make up itemized things to bill you for! #medicare4all

Alright, I’ll bite: who is Warren?

My advice to recent college grads: immediately have children, raise ‘em right, get your life back at 40.

To all my New York friends who think Bloomberg is cool because he repealed the Cabaret Law: y’all are corny.

Alright team, it’s Friday afternoon and time to max out for Bernie! Every like = $1 donated until midnight! Encouraging comments and RTs = $2. Let’s go!

It would make the private insurance companies very, very angry if you retweeted this.

I’ve got a lot of questions tonight for the nerds with the “Any Competent Adult 2020” bumper stickers.

If you’re bored during quarantine, here’s a thought: go pull out an old photo album, notice disposable plastics in the pictures, and think about how that Coke bottle, childhood toy, or Christmas ornament is sitting in a landfill right now somewhere.

Hi! I scored a movie and it just came out on Hulu! hulu.com/movie/sex-appe…

#SexAppeal Composer Jeffrey Brodsky, aka jeff brodsky, on scoring Hulu’s raunchy teen comedy. btlnews.com/composers/jeff…