They were looking for a guy to fill the Chris Sale sized hole and it looks like they found it!!!

Happy 3 year anniversary to this iconic tweet, oddly at 5am. Wonder why I was awake

They gotta stop requiring these for set-back buildings. The risk to pedestrians is almost nonexistent, there is no good reason for this. And it’s especially costly to NYCHA and other affordable housing landlords who are more likely to have setbacks

*carrie bradshaw season 1 voice* there I was, an F-35 lost in a sea of F-22s, wishing someone would look for me

Me, making sourdough: 'why are they making me make two? This is twice as tedious'
Me, 5 hours after making sourdough having eaten the whole loaf: 'good thing I made two'

I just figured out that Nvidia is the Cisco of the AI era. I think it might be 1997 or 1998. It's possible it's 2000

This is just the Philly I-95 live stream in reverse

NHL shaking hands after a game remains the best tradition in sports

I just want a deep dive on how the number is 55 burgers and not any other number

new rule: governors should not be allowed to post about climate change if they are trying to spend $10 billion dollars on widening a highway

spend that money on transit instead and then get back to us

Hey Governor Phil Murphy you're trying to spend $10B to widen a road that leads into a 2 lane tunnel in the most congested part of the state

You could have funded so much transit instead

You want to be the climate change governor, so act like it

All I'm asking for is one more Owen Ellickson tweet about Hole.

These Mr. Men books are problematic

I bet very early on, Strazza was like 'ugh why did i say i'd do this. jesus fucking christ this is hard.'

It was bad enough HBO Max required me to sign in again (without providing web activation like every other service) but then they took away my Homestar Runner logo.

Love this app

This is the knowledge worker equivalent of a coal miner showering at the end of a long day

And as a special bonus, if you don't watch, CNN will see bad ratings and decide it's dumb to give him airtime

Can they get over their post-9/11 fear of running HOB-WTC on the weekends and doubling up the 33rd line through Hoboken?