"He that is good at making excuses is seldom good at anything else." Benjamin Franklin

View from the Hoover Dam to the Colorado River. I was fortunate enough to have had an afternoon to tour it, as part of a business trip to Las Vegas. The Dam is truly an engineering… instagram.com/p/BxJByMmHNxF/…

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DJ the guinea pig. soc.li/Ye13qCI

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@rishi365, Happy birthday! All the cool people are Libras. x

Scottish census records? #acomchat

Bahamas, baby!

Jesus would be bummed about the Vatican being all filled w riches that could feed the world (but doesn't)

Is selling your Twitter handle allowed? I keep getting mistaken for the humorist who shares my name.

How amazing would it be to win a reading from Theresa Caputo? #LongIslandMedium #TLC

Backstage w/ my friends Funny Lady, Jeannie Robertson & her agent, @AlMcCree in Baltimore @ her FABulousy Funny Tour! ow.ly/i/59rTm

Welcome Danii Robertson

@AliceMelott I am even funnier than that.

I don't think jeans is appropriate attire for the morning news @megan4ny

What is the President's announcement? This is freaking me out that they keep cutting in to say a major announcement is happening.

We’ve teamed up with Delta to send a lucky fan to ALDS Game 2 in CLE! RT for your chance to win #DeltaFlyAway. atmlb.com/2xYOugC

Yessss! Let’s go Carey High School! I want to see you guys break our Seven Bucks Prod Guinness World Record we set last week. I’m working in Paris but I’m there in spirit rooting you on! 👏🏾🙌🏾 longisland.news12.com/story/36982530…