If you're still planning to do #Veganuary or #DryJanuary after that announcement, see a doctor.

Never has this been more relevant than January 2021.

119 days to Freedom? 🙏

Men, are you aware that if you are alone in a room/elevator/train carriage with a woman you’ve never met, she will be on alert for you and be slightly (or more) scared? So yes, #notallmen might be true but the problem is we don’t know which one of you it applies to. #SarahEverard

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𝗪𝗘 𝗔𝗥𝗘 Premier League!!!

#COYH 🐝💛

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I’m getting the feeling football may have permanently relocated. #NotComingHome 😢🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

We go again.. #eng 🦁

A valid point…

Well that was an awful 45 minutes 😤 #watfordfc

Welcome to the Watford Football Club rollercoaster…. Sit back and enjoy the ride #watfordfc #cmonuhorns

As we trudge back up Occupation Road for the final time this season, my overriding emotion is one of relief that I'll never have to watch this team again If they were a Sunday league team you'd fold them after that. Laughable. Better times hopefully ahead 🐝 #WatfordFC

Can you imagine if 56 years of hurt finally ends… at Wembley…. against Germany. And it’s the women - who weren’t even allowed to play when England last won anything - who finally bring football Home. What a story.

🏆 OUR ENGLAND. OUR CHAMPIONS. 🏆

ITV News special coverage on The Queen as the nation begins period of mourning x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

A chaotic London derby! ⚽️ Five goals scored 🚫 Five disallowed goals 👀 Nine VAR checks 🔴 Two sendings-off #BBCFootball #TOTCHE #epl

Never mind all the cack about needing to avoid clashes with European competition blah blah etc. We’ve just watched an English cup competition with seeded teams, in a draw deliberately designed so they avoided each other.