Like I know this is a rage bait engagement farming twitter account, but “GWAR crossed a major line” is one of the funniest fucking things I’ve ever heard.

this happened to my good friend dean winchester once

Same, Annie. Same.

LFGoooo! #FatBearWeek

You must be kidding me. Disney pulled Kimmel but they allow some quoting Joseph Goebbels on their air and retweet it without comment or context? Real thread for more.

If Trump brought in $9 trillion, why is America still crowdfunding insulin and pothole repairs?🤔

The ONLY reason Disney is bringing Jimmy Kimmel back is because the American people stood up, called out the executives by name, Disney's stock plummeted and Disney lost a lot of money. Get it? That's the playbook for the next three years of Trump. YOU must be LOUDER than him.

I’m not going to show up for work on wednesday just to make them believe I was the only employee pure of heart enough to be raptured

if you have a Christian family you’ve been wanting to wordlessly abandon tomorrow would be a great day to do it

My children are not on the autism spectrum because I took Tylenol while pregnant. They’re on the autism spectrum because I, a person who will wear only one type of shoe and can’t eat food that is “too potato-y,” had babies with a man who has an encyclopedic knowledge of European

i just want to say that autism is not Bad, some of the most famous and influential and creative and intelligent people throughout history were and are autistic, and i wish for autistic people to be surrounded by people who do not treat them as defective, especially now

JUST LET PEOPLE LIE DOWN AND STACK US BUNKBED STYLE YOURE TILTING THE WRONG DIRECTION

I have taken the Tylenol that was in the medicine cabinet and which they think probably is the reason you like trains forgive me but that’s bullshit you got autism from your dad

What if you’re inside when the rapture happens and you get stuck in the corner of the ceiling like a balloon

Rapture happened, if you’re here, you’re bisexual.

ICE got him

MBTA if Tylenol caused autism

You know what’s more dangerous for children than Tylenol? Pedophiles. Release the fucking Epstein files.

YES WE SEE IT WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE US TO DO ABOUT IT

🚨IT’S FAT BEAR WEEK 🚨