I’ve got a new food review up on ⁦McSweeney's⁩ today! It’s about chocolate peanut butter, Succession, and takin’ care of business. Thank you ⁦Christopher Monks⁩ and ⁦Lucy Huber⁩! mcsweeneys.net/articles/jif-p…

Very excited to be making my The New York Times debut in this weekend’s Metropolitan Diary column! nytimes.com/2024/08/18/nyr…

An excerpt from Gila Pfeffer (as in ‘Hava Nagila’)'s Nearly Departed, a memoir of losing her parents to cancer and the choices she made to avoid the same fate: Q: Are you a BRCA gene carrier? A: What gave it away? Was it the chart of dead relatives in my first intake form? mcsweeneys.net/articles/hones…

Happy ⁦Devorah Blachor⁩ day on ⁦McSweeney's⁩ to all who celebrate mcsweeneys.net/articles/will-…

Thrilled to have a new comedy piece in The The New Yorker today! In print in the September 9 issue. newyorker.com/magazine/2024/…

My latest for @realpunknews! Love you FUNK YOURSELF

Is As I Lay Dying a description of what it feels like to read the book

Thrilled to make my debut in McSweeney's by speaking out on an important issue that impacts us all

Stop writing about me Brandon Follick

I’m not successful or famous enough to write a column for Grub Street diet, so I did the next best thing and wrote one about a soul-eating demon for McSweeney's. Thank you Christopher Monks and Lucy Huber! 👹🥖

"I see a few tempting two-legged meat sacks below me, but I don’t de-spirit them; I’ve learned the hard way that mainlining souls too soon after coffee equals raining hellfire from my scaly undercarriage all over Fifth Avenue." mcsweeneys.net/articles/grub-…

No thoughts, just this piece by my incredible friend Devorah Blachor mcsweeneys.net/articles/i-don…

.Miriam Jayaratna and I self soothed the morning after by doing a little short satire. newyorker.com/humor/shouts-m…

I forgot to post my latest McSweeney's piece here, which feels fitting. Co-written with Kathryn Baecht, follow us on Bluesky!

Let’s see how the X algorithm handles the fact that I wrote this headline

An irreverent — and illustrated! — riff on Mary Oliver’s iconic poem “Wild Geese.” (@jayaratnahhh, the lehr witch project 🐀🪺, Jenny Kroik) buff.ly/U2a8KcK

Skype, which I’ve been using unironically for my virtual therapy sessions since the pandemic, is soon to be no more, so I wrote this eulogy for it in the The Wall Street Journal. RIP to a real one. With thanks to Emily Bobrow! wsj.com/tech/personal-…

my latest Reductress headline is here to remind us that at least they have a good reason!!

My latest for McSweeney's!