Outsourcing my mouse clicking at work. My assistant will now click things based off of general locations I verbally describe

If corporate logos were honest, these are hilarious! bit.ly/17LAEGY

STARTIP IDEA #438: write a bot the that sifts through Twitter and Facebook for startup ideas

I'm trying to get to 5k followers follow me and RT this and I'll follow you and so will Jay Stiles

Kiiiiinda want to buy a decommissioned parking meter car and pimp it out.

After I'm dead, don't let Ashton Kutcher play me in the movie about my life. I explicitly request that role go to Peter Dinklage.

You haven't seen true happiness until you've looked into the face of a white person when The Cha Cha Slide comes on at a wedding.

After spending twenty minutes making up outrageous symptoms, WebMD diagnosed me immature, and an asshole.

Do good first jobs exist? Probably not and this list proves it. bit.ly/1cSCk8K

Nothing like Tim McGraw's 'Don't Take the Girl' to really body slam your afternoon into the depression mat.

Starbucks is handing out samples of their Chicken Curry Salad. It's 8am. I'd imagine that even people from India wouldn't want chicken curry

The 21 highest superhero salaries of all time; #1 will surprise you! bit.ly/1cSCj4H

I love when commercials are like "because four million people can't be wrong," because then I'm like, "Really? even Nazi Germany?

Anybody know of a good job for someone that hates people and working?

I feel like all fast food should come with a free shot of pepto bismol

Some of the cutest dresses ever >> bit.ly/1emRzr9

The all-new BMW 4 Series has arrived. Check out how it looks on some country roads #Un4gettable > bit.ly/HhH6PK - sp

Barack Obama can you do something about Save Saeed in Iran? We're counting on you Mr. President!

I miss all these things sometimes. LIFESTYLETIPSDAILY.COM/life/things-i-…

Dress like you've made something of yourself in the world, even if you haven't