Hello. Did you know I wrote this joke? I wrote this joke. Happy 9/11!

This is about Rip Ride Rockit. Don’t bring Botanicus into this.

not sure why Jason Sheridan didn’t enjoy my one person show of the 2nd soprano track in Celestina Warbeck and the Banshees in the living room?

Hm. HM.

I know it’s Fast and Furious because it’s brick. 😀

I have been friends with many people in my life who are trans/genderfluid. The level of hatred being leveled against them by some of the most powerful people and media orgs just for wanting to live their lives in a way that makes them feel comfortable in their bodies is demonic.

Wow. The White House is getting an elegant ballroom.

The creatures are unleashed. Their master (Squidward) looks on.

Actually what the fuck is his problem

You can always tell when someone is stupid when their end all be all judgement pass on someone is whether or not they have a good experience with them personally. Like okay? Who gives a fuck? So he’s funny while at dinner for an hour? He’s still ruining the fucking country.

good line

Get ‘em Michael

fuck off

Whom among us has not thought about running off into the woods?