If Boof is working from the bottom up to improve Cricket Australia great start at 11 w Agar. Cant wait til he gets into 4,3,2 & 1. #Ashes

50 for Agar!! I wonder whether it'll get a mention in his 21st speech... in two years. Nah, that time he spewed will be funnier. #TheAshes

Reduce number of politicians, keep the best & pay them more, increase effectiveness but not cost virg.in/spb

I just opened a Carlton Draught and the trivia under the lid was: Q - Who is Australia's best player? A - Ashton Agar #QuickTurnaround

If u feather one through to the keeper you wait til the umpier gives you.. If u smash one to slip, surly you just go. #disgrace #TheAshes

My old man takin the piss outta Krudd hahahah instagram.com/p/bsYLTSOCJ9/

I'd like to nominate Agar for man of the match. England are nominating the umpires.

Kevin Rudd: The facts he wants you to forget - liberal.org.au/ruddfacts/ #auspol #MyLiberal

Are we at least asking any of these asylum seekers if they can play cricket? Or is PNG gonna bowl us out for 128 in five years time?

In Thailand and just met a guy called King, who had a sister called Queen, and also a brother called Tony. Unlucky for Tony!

Making rich poorer won't do much. Giving opportunity to poor to become rich is the only way forward. Great fortunes don't survive long.

Politician:"I need a smart, original billboard to make people vote for me". Ad Guy:"How about just a photo of your face?" Politician:"Bang."

Congrats to The Little Master on an amazing career, but...

Rymill Coonawarra Raidis Estate Jarrad Simcock save me some please!!

Jo pic.x.com/JuS31xsEz5

Tonight, @billshortenmp must tell Australians how he would pay the Bill #auspol #Budget2014

"People don't want GM food - the people who want GM are the big poison companies" says SA Agriculture Minister abc.net.au/news/2014-05-2…

Giving a Knighthood to Prince Philip is like giving a Beyoncé CD to Jay-Z. Surely he could just pick one up at home.