This is one of the best things that ever happened with anything I have ever written. Please read.

DIDN'T NOBODY GIVE A SHIT WHAT HAPPENED TO CARLOTTA is shortlisted for the Bollinger Everyman Wodehouse Prize for Comic Fiction! Huge congratulations to Slang Teacher and all the shortlisted authors 🥂#BEWP23 🥂

NEW Peter Florence—chair of the judges for the Bollinger Everyman Wodehouse Prize for Comic Fiction—talks us through this year's varied shortlist: the six funniest books of 2023. fivebooks.com/best-books/fun…

So excited that Go On Girl! Book Club will be getting to know Carlotta, and maybe telling her to “Go On Girl!”

Slang Teacher a new french review of Delicious Foods® on Babelio : "Roman sombre et prenant, Delicious Foods raconte l'histoire hors du commun de Eddie, jeune homme sans mains. Le roman s'ouvre sur ce garçon qui s'enfuit à bord d'une voiture volée, ses… ift.tt/mdP6Kxz

Don't underestimate a dog's mind! 😂

“Cookie Monster Shares” is one of those stories that seems to have a life of its own. I wrote it hastily and ended up cutting it from *Pilot Impostor*, but IT LIVES! Here is Baron Vaughn reading it aloud for Selected Shorts and me talking about it after.

Another book remaindered! And you know what that means: another party! April 11 @ PTKnitwear! ptknitwear.com/events/35072

I beg to differ. I hope the book is just-amazing-enough-for-you! THURSDAY, APRIL 11--I want to see all 793 of my followers there! 😂 Help us get some free books to some folx in lockdown!

They were going to destroy the hardcovers! But we rescued them to give to prisoners via LGBT Books to Prisoners! Register now! This Thursday, April 11. VVV LGBT Books to Prisoners Moira Marquis P&T Knitwear | Books and Podcasts

Some of the books that helped me to channel Carlotta Mercedes, la protagonista of *Didn’t Nobody Give A Shit What Happened To Carlotta*: shepherd.com/best-books/boo…

And they thought it wouldn’t need health insurance.

Every word of this.

Today’s master class in shade:

What a rant. He even used the word “kiki”!

Terrific slate of summer readings at the New York State Summer Writers Institute in Saratoga Springs starting June 24. More at nyswritersinstitute.org/post/the-2024-…

Stacey D’Erasmo tonight in Manhattan with Slang Teacher

From November 2019.

Go getcha some Jimmy! Happy Hundred!

Actual footage of me at the dentist’s office.