Jake Quere (@jake__q) 's Twitter Profile
Jake Quere

@jake__q

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calendar_today15-12-2012 06:06:57

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Women at the gas station asked me for a few bucks for gas, I gave her some money and she responded. โ€œThank you, sure is easier to find a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow when you believe in leprechauns.โ€ Can anyone explain to me what this means?!?

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๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ Hippo Tziumei launched a fart attack on tourists at the zoo โ€” he fired a 15-second volley right into their faces. The zookeeper tried to warn everyone, but he didn't have time.

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BREAKING: The Denver Nuggets are trading Michael Porter Jr. and an unprotected 2032 first-round pick to the Brooklyn Nets for Cam Johnson, sources tell ESPN.

BREAKING: The Denver Nuggets are trading Michael Porter Jr. and an unprotected 2032 first-round pick to the Brooklyn Nets for Cam Johnson, sources tell ESPN.
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If god is real, Lebron comes back and the Lakers start losing games. Putting the franchise in the funniest situation possible

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The Adams County Sheriff's Office has received a flood of social media comments, DMs, and phone calls about the #Afroman defamation trial. Itโ€™s clear this is important to a lot of people. There's just one small issue: that's the ACSO in Ohio. We are the ACSO in #Colorado.

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Bought a methhead a pack of smokes at the gas station today. He told me heโ€™s a day trader so I asked him for some stock picks he told me buy these 3 and hold for 5 years #financialAdvice

Bought a methhead a pack of smokes at the gas station today. He told me heโ€™s a day trader so I asked him for some stock picks he told me buy these 3 and hold for 5 years #financialAdvice