Jake Staples (@jake_staples01) 's Twitter Profile
Jake Staples

@jake_staples01

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calendar_today27-09-2016 20:47:53

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48 Followers

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Merstham FC (Sundays) (@merstham_fc) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Good luck to Dominic who starts his adventure across the other side of the world. We will miss your Jls Sunday sessions and watching you get megged every week. You’ll always be a champion 💛🖤

Paul Coleman (@pcolemanchester) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Homophobic parents are right to be worried about their children turning gay after lessons about LGBT awareness. I lived as a Tudor wench for 2 years following a history class.

Dai Lama (@welshdalailama) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Do you want a blowjob? Yes. It's from a piranha. Then no. Can't change your mind now. Blowjob means blowjob. This is where we are with Brexit now. About to dunk our cocks into the razor-toothed mouth of peril. Brexit is a blowjob from a piranha.

Merstham FC (Sundays) (@merstham_fc) 's Twitter Profile Photo

UP NEXT! We announce the departure of our Number 1 Jake Staples. Jake has decided to ride the waves in Thailand and will be taking a year out from football🏄🏼‍♂️ His mum remains a loyal supporter of our club! 🧡⚽️🖤 #Champion #RidesMoreThanWaves

Merstham FC (Sundays) (@merstham_fc) 's Twitter Profile Photo

What a good group of lads! couldn’t be happier to share the pitch and showers with them every weekend #COYM #UpTheMoatsiders #Champions

What a good group of lads! couldn’t be happier to share the pitch and showers with them every weekend #COYM #UpTheMoatsiders #Champions