Na 'n lang dag se klas loop gaan ek NOU 'n ding vrek DOTA #dappie Francois de Villiers @eddieschutte09 alex ellis

"Laughing: You're not ready for your next if you're still trying to impress your ex."

"@tbhgohome: i'm so naturally funny because my life is a joke" Philip mostert

"Amore Dippenaar: At Protea valley Hotel and drinking some wine because lonely." Hou op skimp

"alex ellis: Jacques nouma is jy dan bang! #OjaJyIs" kind

Southampton should be leading 34 - 0.......

"@LifeCheates: The way you dress determines the way people react to you. Especially your shoes. Dress well!" alex ellis Francois de Villiers

Wayne Rooney has now scored the most goals in Manchester derbies with 11 goals. #MUFC

"Marc Coetzee: Just woke up and saw the Derby score. Wish it were Arsenal though that we're losing. Good Lord I hate no team more." Self!

"@StephenBaard: AB de Villiers never would have taken you for a ManU fan?? Haha not the ideal choice!" Hoekomi??

"Duncan Alexander: Six of United's 13 PL titles have seen them win only two of their opening five games." Sauer Krige

Blanket on, too hot. Blanket off, too cold. One leg out, perfect. Till the demon of Paranormal Activity grabs it and drags you down the hall

"Will Ferrell: A good woman can make you feel sexy, strong and able to take on the world... Ohh sorry that's vodka... vodka does that."

"Autocorrects: I don't trust people who smile before 9 AM." Sophia Stofberg @aninastofberg

"@StephenBaard: Jacques want ek haat vir ManU #anyonebutUnited" nou omdat jy hulle haat mag AB nie va hulle stem nie..#kind #jaloers

"PL: "HEYY COME HERE ITS IMPORTANT!!" . " What", " Can you turn my light off?"" hahahaha #jeanrossouw Francois de Villiers jou motto

Jacques Piers Morgan #Tears4Piers

"@StephenBaard: Jacques jaloers op n span 12de le? Nee buddy ek dink nie so nie #relegationbattle" Sit #5de.Getting there!!!!!!!!!!

"Brendon Fourie: Johan'n Alberts Gio Aplon Jacques hoekom nie ek nie..." Beautiful day!!!!!! Sit