These bald dutch men really struggle keeping secrets. Kinda refreshing but lowkey stupid.

Hates Rashford for absolutely everything.
But rates and makes excuses for Antony.

I had the lowest of expectations, and you still disappointed me.

Ever since Hamilton was confirmed for Ferrari I've had a feeling of Adrian Newey leaving Red Bull and joining them.

Rumours are heating up. Watch this space.

I don't think people understand how mudded this club would be without Bruno.

Honestly the manager that takes over right after Klopp is doomed to fail.

Liverpool are going to suffer for a couple of years and Amorim knows it. We could easily get him if we actually wanted.

Andre Onana I think I love you.
Thank you for saving us from the shackles of David de Gaddafi.

My word will you thrive next season when you don't have to face 30 shots every game.

Man Utd finally got a goalkeeper who can save important penalties. I can't believe it.

Casemiro couldn't be bothered, he just wants to go home and eat kebab.

I'm back to watch Erik's ballers.
Offside baby.

HAHAHAHAHA Oh my god.
We are truly embarrassing.

I'm not watching another game this season. Goodbye.

We need to back the manager with more stinky players so can finally win the league in the Championship.

More ballers like Antony, Casemiro, Amrabat needed.

This is what we deserve for making Antony a millionaire.

Casemiro runs like he’s got a 50 pound diaper of shit tucked up between his legs.

We’ve seen it all
We’ve bottled the lot
We’re Man United and we are never gonna stop!

(Remaster 2024)

1 word, KARMA.

How on earth do you drop a 3 goal lead against a midtable Championship team in a FA Cup semi-final at Wembley.

As soon as 21 Sewage touched the pitch everything went to shit.