I can’t even locate half the states in the USA

i’ve been picking names for our children. you’ve been wondering how you’re gonna feed them…….

bottom of the barrel tweeting for the rapture

she’s just tryna feel good right now. they wanna take her out. but no one ever wants to take her home,,,💔

looking to give it all up and go to a Spanish immersion program likeeeeee

i am such a loser that i have probably spent thousands of dollars buying physical therapy devices and never once have they helped me live a pain free life. and yet I cannot stop. one must imagine Sisyphus happy

ok? I’m eating chicken chips rn

would you believe me if I told you this was my car wash guy and not an oomf

WHEN IM LYING IN BED GOT POST SEX CLARITY // I STILL LOVE U BUT IDK WHY,,,, open.spotify.com/track/1n4Y7LSS…

in the sea of he/theys, silverlake trade, and male manipulators, I am, it appears, on a hunt for my husband at the Nilufer Yanya / Alex G concert

bro why am I instinctively opening slack at the Alex G show … I’m being poisoned

can't wait for people to be totally normal about Taylor Swift's new album

Charli XCX hated my Instagram post

i think we can draw a direct link between the Trump presidency and Swiftdom because why is everybody with extreme power so unserious, petty, and corny... to be the most famous woman in the world and this is what we're talking about? i feel like i'm going insane

we have to get @waldenmgreen into witness protection if he is not already bc i fear for his life

I think that Life of a Showgirl is a masterclass in songwriting and production and I'm so excited for everyone to listen to it as much as me!!! #taylorswiftpartner #ad

okay I did NOT see this coming…

right now a very hefty portion of my paycheck is gone but come june this concert will be free because 6 months have passed YASSS

I'm always skeptical of whether people still read longer-form fiction — maybe it's a lost art. But it would be totally super cool if you gave this one a read. I will love you forever. open.substack.com/pub/jacksonric…