BREAKING: Reading FC will start the season on -48 points after releasing this promotional video. “There’s not much I can say,” said manager Mark Bowen. “We are bang to rights..”

As captain of this football club I’m gutted, angry and sad that Grady has left, great kid with a great future!!!!!

Bournemouth add a fifth. betway | #WHUBOU 2-5 (68)

Other Premier League clubs vs West Ham

fuck I can't get past, the path seems to be blocked

today I got rejected from a part-time barista role that had over 100 applications so yes, the job hunt is going spectacularly well, it's great to be 22 and a recent grad in this economy

Incredible.

I've been devising a plan to relocate Priti Patel to an isolated Atlantic island. I probably wouldn't do it but you have to look at all the options, right?

David Gold in 2017: “If 86% of West Ham fans voted for me to go, I would go. I don't want to be where I'm not wanted.” Let’s have a poll then, shall we? David Gold Jack Sullivan Baroness Karren Brady CBE RT ONCE VOTED

Leicester City were the only Premier League club to vote against the introduction pay-per-view matches.. Fair play to Leicester, pathetic from the other 19 clubs.

Barry Fry has MOTD as his ringtone and absolutely cannot be arsed with David Sullivan. Brilliant.

I am so fucked if my tutors can see the private messages I send on zoom

Let's do the maths on feeding kids, given 50p per meal. 1.4m eligible for free school meals. For holidays, so roughly 12 weeks a year, 60 weekdays. So £30/y per kid. = 42m a year. = 3.5% of the 12b spent on test and trace (that doesn't work) And they voted against it?!?!

There are obviously difficult days ahead, legal complications, a deeply divided nation and a toxic legacy to contend with, but for now, let’s take one second to appreciate how deeply, deeply funny it is that Trump lost.

is there any worse feeling than obtaining the knowledge hermes are delivering your parcel

Embarrassing Jack Grealish