Team USA World Cup campaign update

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The food inside my microwave : #Eurovision2024 #eurovision

Feeling mad buoyant rn

Just Stop Oil protestors arrive in Germany ahead of tonight's big clash with Greenpeace.

is this real chat?!?!

*walking past a stables* Me: man I’m so hungry I could eat a… *horse stares directly into my soul* Horse: You were saying

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On the bus and sweating like a dyslexic on countdown

She calls me Mao. The way I be layin Zedong

I’m in A&E. I don’t want to bore you with all the details but the ‘Dyson Ball Cleaner’ has a dangerously misleading name.

I think shitting in my hand and clapping would be more entertaining than this fight #PaulTyson

I’ll take 1 billion

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